It's on it's way. Really. In the meantime, here's a picture of an evil dummy bound and gagged and hanging from the ceiling of a backwards E.T.-wallpaper-covered closet. Discuss.
My only question is this: did he start out as an evil dummy, or did he just end up that way after the S&M torture? You know, kinda like the evil monkey?
Actually, the dummy is possessed by an evil ventriloquist. Or it wasn't actually the ventriloquist but actually some sort of demon. I don't know. Maybe he made the wallpaper read backwards using evil dummy magic. Or maybe they just accidentally reversed the film. Or maybe it's "irregular" wallpaper they got from the discount store. My money's on evil dummy magic.
my money is on the scary little girl with pink eye medicine oozing from her pupils... but i could be all wrong.
posted by
mike psg
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12/14/2006 1:00 PM
So, where do you suppose they got that rope from? It looks too nice to be from Wal-Mart. K-Mart, too. Maybe Sears? It's possible that it's from a specialty store of some sort, you know, the kind that caters to abductors and evil henchmen...or maybe it's from Bondage-R-Us.