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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Bill Pullman.org. Yes. Dot ORG.

For some reason, I was just thinking of a bit from Family Guy about Neil Simon's The Even Couple, starring Jeff Daniels and Bill Pullman.

This isn't spaghetti, it's linguine.
You're right, it is! I always get those confused. Hey, all of us are human.
I'm glad we're friends.
Yeah, this is really working out.

So I did a search and discovered it was mentioned in the 2006 news archives of billpullman.org. Bill Pullman is an organization now? Why isn't it .com, like Kamala the Ugandan Giant's website? What makes Bill Pullman so damn special?

To be fair, the site does state that "Bill Pullman.org is not officially connected in any way to Bill Pullman." So it's not as though Bill Pullman has let all of his many accolades go to his head. And anyway, odds are he would have gone with billpullman.gov, I mean, he did play the President of the United States.

I just hope billpullman.org is at least a non-profit organization determined to enhance the lives of those less fortunate, as opposed to a loose association of Lonestar stalkers. They could follow the example of the Society of Bill Paxton Admirers, whose mission statement vows that they are determined to find cost-efficient and ecological ways of converting their impure Bill-Paxton-related thoughts into clean, renewable energy.

What billpullman.org should do is start some kind of campaign to spread awareness that, while similar in name and shape, Good & Plenty is NOT the same thing as Mike & Ike. I found out the hard way. But there's hope for others.

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