Since the day he got here, and probably even before that, Joe's been periodically shouting "Bailiff, whack his pee pee!" And as with everything else that spews from his mouth, no provocation is needed. We'll be sitting in complete silence, then "Bailiff, whack his pee pee!" comes booming out of his office. Perhaps even more baffling is the revelation yesterday that Mooney claims to have never heard Joe say this at any point over the last eight years. You've got to envy Mooney's acute ability to suppress and/or block out stuff like that.
I guess it made him curious, because today Mooney said "Bailiff, whack his pee pee!" to see what Joe would do.
"Who was it that said that?" Joe asked. "I forget his name. It was a black guy."
"You mean that's actually from something?" asked Mooney.
"Yup. It was a bit on Rowan & Martin's. 'Bailiff, Whack his pee pee!'"
"Rowan & Martin's? They said that on TV?"
"Oh yeah, you could say anything back then." Joe informs him.
I guess when you've done as many drugs as Joe has (by his own admission) it's easy for whatever's left of your brain to confuse the "Here come de judge" skits from Laugh-In with a Cheech and Chong bit about statutory rape.
Labels: Joe, revisionist history
