With Steve's offer of a new co-host opening apparently still standing, struggling comedian Chip Newton sees his chance for a new career. But what will become of Fred?
This is what happens when I post three days in a row. Just you and me, chewing the Juicy Fruit of the Womb. Where is everybody? It's like they all fell through the ceiling or something.
Maybe they got into the habit of only checking in every couple of weeks or something...
And besides... am I not good enough for you anymore? You aren't happy with my support over here at the great random squeegee? Do these pants make my ass look big? Hmmmmmm???
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You'd think they wouldn't be relevant anymore, but I keep thinking of OJ jokes. I thought about OJ jokes killing blonde jokes on my way to the bank last Friday. Then two days later they did an episode about OJ on Family Guy. Eerie. I added the "and a Jewish one too" after I watched the episode. Just to make sure it was super inappropriate.
Actually my brother had the best OJ idea a long time ago, and I've always been mad at myself for not bringing it to it's full potential. It was a Scooby-Doo style show called the OJ Simpson Mysteries, where OJ travels the country in a van with a bunch of teenagers solving mysteries. OJ is always the killer, but the teen sleuths never figure it out because OJ always catches and unmasks "the real killer" and explains how they did it. The person always protests, and the cops say something like "Tell it to the judge" while they take them away in handcuffs and OJ and the teens have a good laugh.
