<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post2522084898312515573..comments</id><updated>2010-02-09T09:58:39.154-05:00</updated><category term='jokes'/><category term='Metro'/><category term='news'/><category term='movies'/><category term='bugs'/><category term='women who look like dead men'/><category term='death'/><category term='jury duty'/><category term='dead parents'/><category term='sacrilicious'/><category term='catch up'/><category term='Apple'/><category term='valentines'/><category term='lyrics'/><category term='stupidity'/><category term='Michele'/><category term='wenis'/><category term='job'/><category term='hypothetical'/><category term='spam'/><category term='family'/><category term='video'/><category term='glossing over being gone for months again'/><category term='animals who think they&apos;re people'/><category term='hiccups'/><category term='review'/><category term='work'/><category term='rant'/><category term='confusion'/><category term='doctor'/><category term='xtranormal'/><category term='voodoo'/><category term='possible conspiracy'/><category term='shameless plug'/><category term='injury'/><category term='Grimace'/><category term='kids are idiots'/><category term='Babar'/><category term='accident'/><category term='school'/><category term='philosophy'/><category term='MySpace'/><category term='revisionist history'/><category term='scary'/><category term='movie'/><category term='what the hell happened'/><category term='wuvums'/><category term='dishwater'/><category term='Engrish'/><category term='American-Chinese relations'/><category term='beatnik poetry'/><category term='Disney'/><category term='fwd'/><category term='Mooney'/><category term='circles'/><category term='Weymouth'/><category term='bloggers'/><category term='Joe'/><category term='songs'/><category term='irony'/><category term='list'/><category term='Lost'/><category term='statcounter'/><category term='shifting blame'/><category term='McDonalds'/><category term='christmas'/><category term='80s'/><category term='cheap post'/><category term='homeless'/><category term='photos'/><category term='angry women'/><category term='Boston'/><category term='bug bazooka'/><category term='Wikipedia'/><category term='Spare Change Guy'/><category term='computer'/><category term='talking fireworks'/><category term='Clowns'/><category term='ChaCha'/><category term='football'/><category term='depressing'/><category term='flashback'/><category term='friends'/><category term='pantsless'/><category term='somewhat entertaining but not a valid excuse for being gone for months'/><category term='birthday'/><category term='hindsight'/><category term='lame jokes'/><category term='explain'/><category term='Marfan'/><category term='culture'/><category term='weird ailments'/><category term='turd'/><category term='microwave'/><category term='Billy Mays'/><category term='Google'/><category term='question'/><category term='fws'/><category term='terrorists'/><category term='the internet knows everything'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='RIP'/><category term='plagiarism'/><category term='Bill Pullman'/><category term='Star Wars'/><category term='typos'/><category term='Spirituality'/><category term='paranoia'/><category term='annoying'/><category term='OCD'/><category term='fiction'/><title type='text'>Comments on Random Squeegee: The First Rule of Jury Duty is You Do Not Talk Abo...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/feeds/2522084898312515573/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11614070072502213233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bNe_CHHE92M/SRh-LSZBAaI/AAAAAAAAABE/scdaJwUa1ns/s1600-R/n665592583_1118385_7655.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-8988600452714796032</id><published>2010-02-09T09:58:39.154-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-09T09:58:39.154-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A new post? And it&amp;#39;s about something I know a ...</title><content type='html'>A new post? And it&amp;#39;s about something I know a little about? Clearly, I&amp;#39;ve stumbled into the wrong blog. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think this story needs an alternate ending. Maybe the father was taken back to his home planet. One day, he will return with a cure for his son. The only side effect will be that Heidi Montag will die in his place. I think we can all live with that.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/8988600452714796032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/8988600452714796032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html?showComment=1265727519154#c8988600452714796032' title=''/><author><name>trinamick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06823356757725174719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_r6KYWs8KClE/SuXruqP7MzI/AAAAAAAAAtg/Z3XbtudSR5E/S220/nibbler.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-2522084898312515573' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/2522084898312515573' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2102010934'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-8031713545380914450</id><published>2010-02-06T18:57:39.726-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-06T18:57:39.726-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sad reason to get out of jury duty.  

Next time y...</title><content type='html'>Sad reason to get out of jury duty.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next time you&amp;#39;re up a good way to get out is to raise your hand when asked whether you were employed in law enforcement.  Once you get called up there say you heard the question wrong and that you work as etc etc.  Looking confused will certainly get you out.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/8031713545380914450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/8031713545380914450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html?showComment=1265500659726#c8031713545380914450' title=''/><author><name>n5</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00582698153664550195</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-2522084898312515573' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/2522084898312515573' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1510481255'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6720753145933250236</id><published>2010-02-05T13:16:05.788-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-05T13:16:05.788-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I needed a change. Plus that ridiculous comic from...</title><content type='html'>I needed a change. Plus that ridiculous comic from the last one was screwing up the masthead.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/6720753145933250236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/6720753145933250236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html?showComment=1265393765788#c6720753145933250236' title=''/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11614070072502213233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bNe_CHHE92M/SRh-LSZBAaI/AAAAAAAAABE/scdaJwUa1ns/s1600-R/n665592583_1118385_7655.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-2522084898312515573' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/2522084898312515573' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-622096050'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-9135252373050750005</id><published>2010-02-05T13:03:14.781-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-05T13:03:14.781-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What the hell happened to the Random Squeegee that...</title><content type='html'>What the hell happened to the Random Squeegee that I knew and loved???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also I have to agree...  not a good way to get out of julie duty.  And I didn&amp;#39;t see that one coming either.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/9135252373050750005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/9135252373050750005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html?showComment=1265392994781#c9135252373050750005' title=''/><author><name>LL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01614843246640462976</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a27/LordLoser/yukon.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-2522084898312515573' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/2522084898312515573' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1714506638'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3843655140391356662</id><published>2010-02-04T14:09:05.826-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-04T14:09:05.826-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Whoa. Didn&amp;#39;t see that one coming.

Nice post t...</title><content type='html'>Whoa. Didn&amp;#39;t see that one coming.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice post there, Mr. Squeegee.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/3843655140391356662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/2522084898312515573/comments/default/3843655140391356662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html?showComment=1265310545826#c3843655140391356662' title=''/><author><name>mr. schprock</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16216294034597931274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://www.cameroninc.com/schprock/013.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2010/02/first-rule-of-jury-duty-is-you-do-not.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-2522084898312515573' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/2522084898312515573' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-671944071'/></entry></feed>
