<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post3944439303255978666..comments</id><updated>2007-05-25T12:44:54.584-04:00</updated><category term='jokes'/><category term='Metro'/><category term='news'/><category term='movies'/><category term='bugs'/><category term='women who look like dead men'/><category term='death'/><category term='jury duty'/><category term='dead parents'/><category term='sacrilicious'/><category term='catch up'/><category term='Apple'/><category term='valentines'/><category term='lyrics'/><category term='stupidity'/><category term='Michele'/><category term='wenis'/><category term='job'/><category term='hypothetical'/><category term='spam'/><category term='family'/><category term='video'/><category term='glossing over being gone for months again'/><category term='animals who think they&apos;re people'/><category term='hiccups'/><category term='review'/><category term='work'/><category term='rant'/><category term='confusion'/><category term='doctor'/><category term='xtranormal'/><category term='voodoo'/><category term='possible conspiracy'/><category term='shameless plug'/><category term='injury'/><category term='Grimace'/><category term='kids are idiots'/><category term='Babar'/><category term='accident'/><category term='school'/><category term='philosophy'/><category term='MySpace'/><category term='revisionist history'/><category term='scary'/><category term='movie'/><category term='what the hell happened'/><category term='wuvums'/><category term='dishwater'/><category term='Engrish'/><category term='American-Chinese relations'/><category term='beatnik poetry'/><category term='Disney'/><category term='fwd'/><category term='Mooney'/><category term='circles'/><category term='Weymouth'/><category term='bloggers'/><category term='Joe'/><category term='songs'/><category term='irony'/><category term='list'/><category term='Lost'/><category term='statcounter'/><category term='shifting blame'/><category term='McDonalds'/><category term='christmas'/><category term='80s'/><category term='cheap post'/><category term='homeless'/><category term='photos'/><category term='angry women'/><category term='Boston'/><category term='bug bazooka'/><category term='Wikipedia'/><category term='Spare Change Guy'/><category term='computer'/><category term='talking fireworks'/><category term='Clowns'/><category term='ChaCha'/><category term='football'/><category term='depressing'/><category term='flashback'/><category term='friends'/><category term='pantsless'/><category term='somewhat entertaining but not a valid excuse for being gone for months'/><category term='birthday'/><category term='hindsight'/><category term='lame jokes'/><category term='explain'/><category term='Marfan'/><category term='culture'/><category term='weird ailments'/><category term='turd'/><category term='microwave'/><category term='Billy Mays'/><category term='Google'/><category term='question'/><category term='fws'/><category term='terrorists'/><category term='the internet knows everything'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='RIP'/><category term='plagiarism'/><category term='Bill Pullman'/><category term='Star Wars'/><category term='typos'/><category term='Spirituality'/><category term='paranoia'/><category term='annoying'/><category term='OCD'/><category term='fiction'/><title type='text'>Comments on Random Squeegee: CMPAL!</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/feeds/3944439303255978666/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11614070072502213233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bNe_CHHE92M/SRh-LSZBAaI/AAAAAAAAABE/scdaJwUa1ns/s1600-R/n665592583_1118385_7655.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>13</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-751712633664020651</id><published>2007-05-25T12:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-25T12:44:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Thanks, anonymous asshat! Your opinion is greatly ...</title><content type='html'>Thanks, anonymous asshat! Your opinion is greatly appreciated!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/751712633664020651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/751712633664020651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1180111440000#c751712633664020651' title=''/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11614070072502213233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://random-squeegee.com/photos/runaway.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-622096050'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-7355772132383510247</id><published>2007-05-25T11:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-25T11:47:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>well I certainly wouldn't laugh out loud at anythi...</title><content type='html'>well I certainly wouldn't laugh out loud at anything on this site...lame</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/7355772132383510247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/7355772132383510247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1180108020000#c7355772132383510247' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1977792813'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6967715335229242197</id><published>2007-02-20T15:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-20T15:46:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Whenever I hear something amusing, I always loudly...</title><content type='html'>Whenever I hear something amusing, I always loudly say, "Lol!" If it's really funny, I usually go: "Lol! Lol! Lol!" And I've been doing this way before there ever was an internet.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/6967715335229242197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/6967715335229242197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1172004360000#c6967715335229242197' title=''/><author><name>mr. schprock</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16216294034597931274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://www.cameroninc.com/schprock/013.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-671944071'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6757084399091216861</id><published>2007-02-20T11:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-20T11:07:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It'll be my Wednesday post. I still want to try to...</title><content type='html'>It'll be my Wednesday post. I still want to try to do more than one a week, but it's better than nothing, right?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/6757084399091216861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/6757084399091216861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171987620000#c6757084399091216861' title=''/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11614070072502213233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://random-squeegee.com/photos/runaway.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-622096050'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-4482602267132600086</id><published>2007-02-20T10:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-20T10:38:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>So where's the legendary bear pun post? After six ...</title><content type='html'>So where's the legendary bear pun post? After six months, I forget all my funnies. Just sayin'...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/4482602267132600086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/4482602267132600086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171985880000#c4482602267132600086' title=''/><author><name>trinamick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06823356757725174719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/trinamick/f518164e.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2102010934'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6357322913123948720</id><published>2007-02-16T08:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-16T08:50:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Save the bear puns for now...I can get another pos...</title><content type='html'>Save the bear puns for now...I can get another post out of that.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/6357322913123948720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/6357322913123948720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171633800000#c6357322913123948720' title=''/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11614070072502213233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://random-squeegee.com/photos/runaway.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-622096050'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3888308348610926632</id><published>2007-02-15T17:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T17:12:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You left one off your list:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;IJLOLALIMM (I j...</title><content type='html'>You left one off your list:&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;IJLOLALIMM (I just laughed out loud a little in my mouth)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/3888308348610926632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/3888308348610926632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171577520000#c3888308348610926632' title=''/><author><name>fermicat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06912496005011895707</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1217405843'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-835486176007183176</id><published>2007-02-15T17:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T17:04:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, and your getting my bear pun. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here's y...</title><content type='html'>Oh, and your getting my bear pun. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Here's you card even though I don't really like you, so grin and bear it so we can fool the teachers into actually thinking they are teaching us how to accept each other as we are when in fact I think you have cooties and will be spraying the card you give me with anti cootie spray as soon as the teacher isn't looking... or if I am running low I'm going to pass the cooties on to my best friend because unlike airline tickets or car registrations, cooties are completely transferable. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;How’s that? Wait. That isn't a pun is it? Oops.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/835486176007183176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/835486176007183176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171577040000#c835486176007183176' title=''/><author><name>NYPinTA</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03098252725082332177</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/NYPinTA/TALKTOMOON.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-555065698'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-7605706115188531751</id><published>2007-02-15T17:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T17:00:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh... so you don't want any bear puns? &lt;br&gt;Damn. I...</title><content type='html'>Oh... so you don't want any bear puns? &lt;BR/&gt;Damn. I had a good one too.&lt;BR/&gt;I use LOL, but what I really mean is this: HCOMSCOUCTILASOANW. Which means: Hands Clasped Over Mouth So Co Workers Can't Tell I'm Laughing At Something Online And Not Working.&lt;BR/&gt;I prefer the lie.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/7605706115188531751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/7605706115188531751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171576800000#c7605706115188531751' title=''/><author><name>NYPinTA</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03098252725082332177</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/NYPinTA/TALKTOMOON.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-555065698'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6374650578299114773</id><published>2007-02-15T14:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T14:48:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The next step to making these mainstream is to cre...</title><content type='html'>The next step to making these mainstream is to create accompanying emoticons. :tualimm:&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I should probably get working on that.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/6374650578299114773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/6374650578299114773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171568880000#c6374650578299114773' title=''/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11614070072502213233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://random-squeegee.com/photos/runaway.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-622096050'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-5817424345852789754</id><published>2007-02-15T14:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T14:36:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I had something vitally important to say until I s...</title><content type='html'>I had something vitally important to say until I saw LL's comment. Then I TUALIMM - Threw Up A Little In My Mouth.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/5817424345852789754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/5817424345852789754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171568160000#c5817424345852789754' title=''/><author><name>trinamick</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06823356757725174719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/trinamick/f518164e.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2102010934'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-2774194243855174807</id><published>2007-02-15T09:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T09:35:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"CMPAL" LOL!</title><content type='html'>"CMPAL" LOL!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/2774194243855174807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/2774194243855174807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171550100000#c2774194243855174807' title=''/><author><name>Farrago</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17150839210395446415</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/tonybackwards/DSC_2691_1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-537656487'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-853457360471242009</id><published>2007-02-15T09:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T09:29:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You never cease to amaze.  When I got ...</title><content type='html'>LOL!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;You never cease to amaze.  When I got to the bear pun, I was LOTI, then I EQTN, but all that did was result in a snot rocket or two getting caught on my moustache.  This in turn caused me to LOOP for myself, and then I could see that the snot had sprayed all over my keyboard as well, so all I could do was GID.  So I headed into the bathroom to get a Kleenex only to discover that they were single ply and that caused me to LFIH.  I mean c'mon...  who in their right mind makes single ply Kleenexs.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/853457360471242009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/3944439303255978666/comments/default/853457360471242009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html?showComment=1171549740000#c853457360471242009' title=''/><author><name>LL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15855379467269109210</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a27/LordLoser/yukon.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2007/02/cmpal.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-3944439303255978666' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/3944439303255978666' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1406344074'/></entry></feed>
