Comments on Random Squeegee: What the Hell Happened: Joe's Revenge

Groovy. I'll send that to John, so he can then...

2009-12-04T12:42:53.959-05:00

Groovy. I'll send that to John, so he can then relay it to you.

Forgive me, Schprockie! I didn't have your ema...

2009-12-03T10:43:34.863-05:00

Forgive me, Schprockie! I didn't have your email addy. I'd be ecstatic to invite you once I have it. Ecstatic!

Joe can't learn how to use the links tool in A...

2009-12-02T11:48:58.913-05:00

Joe can't learn how to use the links tool in Acrobat, so for this one job he's working on, I have to do the linky thing every time he sends out a new proof.

His specialty is getting other people to do stuff he's either too lazy or unwilling to learn. Or maybe too stupid.

Trina, if you read this, be advised: I'm blocked from your site. What did I ever do?

Okay, so I go to the IMDb board and see you haven&...

2009-11-30T14:28:50.156-05:00

Okay, so I go to the IMDb board and see you haven't posted there in a long while. So I visit your blog and find out that you've gone through a crappy time lately. Sorry to hear that things didn't work out for you. You come across as a great guy who'd be fun to work with AND you're competent so who knows what the hell those people were thinking about by letting you go. Hopefully, you've found a new job and are too busy to post your follow-up story. And hopefully, you'll post again soon because you've piqued my curiosity.

Hmmm... KTM might just be onto something... After...

2009-11-21T12:53:43.701-05:00

Hmmm... KTM might just be onto something... After all, who can you talk to and share your deepest darkest moments if not a whole bunch of strangers on the internet that you've never met?

Or... you know, you could just post something completely different. Something about your adventures drawing the latest installation of the Lazy-Eye Kitty Coloring books...

But see that's the good part. You don't ha...

2009-11-12T17:07:06.972-05:00

But see that's the good part. You don't have to talk, just type. AND you get sympathy and rude comments from the most important people in the world - the fake ones on the internet. That's way better than complaining to someone in RL.

Word verification: bacticut

What Lorena Bobbitt said when she returned with a knife.

It turns out I'm a little less comfortable tal...

2009-10-30T22:26:22.241-04:00

It turns out I'm a little less comfortable talking about this than I originally thought. I guess I'm going to have to eventually...

Seems Joe's getting a helluva lot of revenge.....

2009-10-30T01:52:20.141-04:00

Seems Joe's getting a helluva lot of revenge...

Tomorrow never comes.

2009-10-26T12:14:32.684-04:00

Tomorrow never comes.

So what the heck happened to the rest of this stor...

2009-10-13T16:12:43.428-04:00

So what the heck happened to the rest of this story? If you're gonna drag it out, at least throw us a bone!

Ah, Trina. If love, true love, the kind of love yo...

2009-10-07T08:05:14.727-04:00

Ah, Trina. If love, true love, the kind of love you read about, is supposed to hurt; if extreme agony is an indicator, like bamboo shoots shoved under the fingernails, or a week of sleep deprivation, or a nursery full of babies endlessly bawling, with none of them ever pausing to take a breath, if misery like that is, as I say, a true indicator of love, then, yes, I must love Joe, and would certainly lobby to keep him around to inflict his love on me ad nauseam.

Well, do ya, Shprockie? Are we about to find out t...

2009-09-23T15:05:46.862-04:00

Well, do ya, Shprockie? Are we about to find out the REAL reason his job was saved?

Post some more! By the way, everyone, I'm Jo...

2009-09-15T16:38:46.846-04:00

Post some more!

By the way, everyone, I'm John T, the other guy who got spared the axe. You may think I'm lucky, but consider the fact that now I get all of Joe's questions (which usually begin with either, "Okay, now don't bite my head off..." or, "I know you already explained this to me but..."). And he likes to ask, "Mr. T, do you love me?" every hour on the hour.

(shivers)

Like I said somewhere else, Joe has got to have na...

2009-09-14T08:33:51.327-04:00

Like I said somewhere else, Joe has got to have naked pictures... maybe of the sibling doing unsavory things. Ick.

That just bites.

Word veri: burritio. Huh. It's like it's learning how to spell... sorta.

I just might have something for you. :D

2009-09-12T15:18:54.479-04:00

I just might have something for you. :D

Eh-hem... Lazy-Eye Kitty Coloring books...

2009-09-10T18:57:01.675-04:00

Eh-hem...

Lazy-Eye Kitty Coloring books...

Something about all that seems terribly unfair, ex...

2009-09-09T14:14:20.033-04:00

Something about all that seems terribly unfair, except for the Joe getting kicked to the curb part. The girl whose father I wrote about today was stationed in Kuwait. She broke up with her fiance by text message, cuz she was getting it on with a fellow soldier too.

If you guys had been willing to move to Nebraska and freeze all winter, I could have gotten you a job at our office. Sure, it's not exactly in the same field, but you could have built websites or drawn pirates all day after you finished your 10 minutes of work, like I do. Sadly, the job has now been filled by a boy in a wheelchair.