<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post6514590130628333515..comments</id><updated>2008-01-30T21:28:51.803-05:00</updated><category term='jokes'/><category term='Metro'/><category term='news'/><category term='movies'/><category term='bugs'/><category term='women who look like dead men'/><category term='death'/><category term='jury duty'/><category term='dead parents'/><category term='sacrilicious'/><category term='catch up'/><category term='Apple'/><category term='valentines'/><category term='lyrics'/><category term='stupidity'/><category term='Michele'/><category term='wenis'/><category term='job'/><category term='hypothetical'/><category term='spam'/><category term='family'/><category term='video'/><category term='glossing over being gone for months again'/><category term='animals who think they&apos;re people'/><category term='hiccups'/><category term='review'/><category term='work'/><category term='rant'/><category term='confusion'/><category term='doctor'/><category term='xtranormal'/><category term='voodoo'/><category term='possible conspiracy'/><category term='shameless plug'/><category term='injury'/><category term='Grimace'/><category term='kids are idiots'/><category term='Babar'/><category term='accident'/><category term='school'/><category term='philosophy'/><category term='MySpace'/><category term='revisionist history'/><category term='scary'/><category term='movie'/><category term='what the hell happened'/><category term='wuvums'/><category term='dishwater'/><category term='Engrish'/><category term='American-Chinese relations'/><category term='beatnik poetry'/><category term='Disney'/><category term='fwd'/><category term='Mooney'/><category term='circles'/><category term='Weymouth'/><category term='bloggers'/><category term='Joe'/><category term='songs'/><category term='irony'/><category term='list'/><category term='Lost'/><category term='statcounter'/><category term='shifting blame'/><category term='McDonalds'/><category term='christmas'/><category term='80s'/><category term='cheap post'/><category term='homeless'/><category term='photos'/><category term='angry women'/><category term='Boston'/><category term='bug bazooka'/><category term='Wikipedia'/><category term='Spare Change Guy'/><category term='computer'/><category term='talking fireworks'/><category term='Clowns'/><category term='ChaCha'/><category term='football'/><category term='depressing'/><category term='flashback'/><category term='friends'/><category term='pantsless'/><category term='somewhat entertaining but not a valid excuse for being gone for months'/><category term='birthday'/><category term='hindsight'/><category term='lame jokes'/><category term='explain'/><category term='Marfan'/><category term='culture'/><category term='weird ailments'/><category term='turd'/><category term='microwave'/><category term='Billy Mays'/><category term='Google'/><category term='question'/><category term='fws'/><category term='terrorists'/><category term='the internet knows everything'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='RIP'/><category term='plagiarism'/><category term='Bill Pullman'/><category term='Star Wars'/><category term='typos'/><category term='Spirituality'/><category term='paranoia'/><category term='annoying'/><category term='OCD'/><category term='fiction'/><title type='text'>Comments on Random Squeegee: Whatsa Mata?</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/feeds/6514590130628333515/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11614070072502213233</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='22' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bNe_CHHE92M/SRh-LSZBAaI/AAAAAAAAABE/scdaJwUa1ns/s1600-R/n665592583_1118385_7655.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-8642342976439789936</id><published>2008-01-30T21:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T21:28:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Isn't the outdoor dumping more of a problem than t...</title><content type='html'>Isn't the outdoor dumping more of a problem than the outdoor humping?  Unless they're getting it on with their stinky selves while people are arriving at work...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default/8642342976439789936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default/8642342976439789936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html?showComment=1201746480000#c8642342976439789936' title=''/><author><name>fermicat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06912496005011895707</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_PDYjI0WbexU/RkoL__HbZ7I/AAAAAAAAAH4/Hc5Hf8r1u58/s200/just+the+girl.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6514590130628333515' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/6514590130628333515' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1217405843'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-8093398311661691998</id><published>2008-01-30T20:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T20:26:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I've heard people use the phrase "on tomorrow" in ...</title><content type='html'>I've heard people use the phrase "on tomorrow" in speech. It sounds as off to me as when someone says "all the sudden." But I've heard it, so it lives.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default/8093398311661691998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default/8093398311661691998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html?showComment=1201742760000#c8093398311661691998' title=''/><author><name>Farrago</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17150839210395446415</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/tonybackwards/DSC_7095_2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6514590130628333515' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/6514590130628333515' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-537656487'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-206158074505085036</id><published>2008-01-30T11:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T11:11:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>According to &lt;i&gt;Webster's Revised Unabridged Dicti...</title><content type='html'>According to &lt;I&gt;Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary&lt;/I&gt;, "mata" is a medical suffix referring to a benign tumor of a glandlike structure, or morbid enlargement of a gland.  Which probably isn't what they meant, but GODDAMN THAT WOULD BE AN AWESOME ARTICLE IF IT WAS!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Word Verification:&lt;/B&gt;  efutvg&lt;BR/&gt;No idea what it means, but it probably appeared in yesterday's Metro several times...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default/206158074505085036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default/206158074505085036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html?showComment=1201709460000#c206158074505085036' title=''/><author><name>Irb</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17374957893482159461</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07817962464220063063'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/235/1621/640/irb2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6514590130628333515' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/6514590130628333515' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1130611275'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-5322911671903352238</id><published>2008-01-30T10:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T10:22:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Perhaps the robots actually write the articles too...</title><content type='html'>Perhaps the robots actually write the articles too and Mata is their pet name for the Metro, that gorgeous silky girl...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;The third yesterday of January...  So that's the proper term for the day after New Years...  I never would have guessed that.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default/5322911671903352238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/6514590130628333515/comments/default/5322911671903352238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html?showComment=1201706520000#c5322911671903352238' title=''/><author><name>LL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01614843246640462976</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a27/LordLoser/yukon.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.random-squeegee.com/2008/01/whatsa-mata.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6145711.post-6514590130628333515' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6145711/posts/default/6514590130628333515' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1714506638'/></entry></feed>
